January 2012
tonight has the potential to be good
we’re going Bodeans for my mates 21st birthday, then getting boozy somewhere in Central London the only problem with this is that I was the one who booked the table I was the one who provided my card details to secure the booking I am the one who has to pay £10 per head if they cancel on me now the table is booked for 23 people, that means if we don’t end up going thats £230 out of my...
Jan 27th
oh my god Tomorrowland
looks like the most magical thing since fire in the stone age I want to go and its six days after my birthday and I’ll be 21 so whats stopping me huh? totally gonna plan this out, could either start the journey by going to Amsterdam, of finishing with it, either way I’m visiting Amsterdam for a few days its only a train ride away which costs between €35 and €65 reality will probably...
Jan 24th
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I'm just bustin' at 'em
Jan 23rd
I might stop buying skunk
an 8th means 1/8th of an ounce an ounce is 28g so an 8th should be 3.5g but no people are weighing theirs less than half you’re lucky to get a 2g 8th nowadays  why should I pay a score for what I got as a tens back in my fucking school days fuck this shit  
Jan 23rd
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thats fine I'll just play Sims 3 don't mind me
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Halo 4 okay
right Xbox have said they’re announcing their new console this year at E3 with a release date towards the end of the year so why are Microsoft bringing out a new Halo trilogy on the X360? this does not make sense I mean you’ve got an undoubtedly great next gen console coming out, and what better to launch it with than Halo 4?! Halo fanboys will buy into the new Xbox because its the...
Jan 21st
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TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE SOUTH PARK GAME
oh shit this year is gonna be GREAT
Jan 21st
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the PSVita comes out on Wed 22nd of Feb
I work in Gamestation so I believe I get a little bit of a discount (if I don’t thats grade A bullshit) I get paid from my main job on Fri 24th discount + payday = dangerous Talib Kweli and OFWGKTA are the two main things that are happening in March so I might just bite the bullet and buy it :d 
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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I sneeze and phlegm comes up
mmm my chest is feeling nice, been coughing up the brownest gunk I’ve produced in the history of my life Charlotte’s ill too and she is making me lunch, I can imagine this being rather romantic hah talking about romantic I’m buying her Cirque du Soleil tickets for the Valentines day comedown  at least I hope thats romantic… 
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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I don’t understand why you’d go out around Enfield I mean there’s a cheap pub yeah thats fun but everywhere else is fucking shit you can get into London for cheap okay so why spend so much on cocaine and alcohol and sit in the same location you do every Friday when you can just spend minimum £3 to get into Central London and have a much better time  its stupid 
Jan 20th
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fuck yeah I have Lion cereal
caramel and chocolate for breakfast, thats almost as good as having bacon  almost nothing is as good as bacon 
Jan 8th
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Nicola Roberts is on T4 and she sounds horrible
she’s the Girls Aloud girl right? I think she is, I never paid much attention to them so I’m not sure either way she sounds screechy and icky and not something you want to listen to in the morning 
Jan 7th
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shits are always worse after a night of...
alcohol shits smell bad
Jan 7th
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Channing Tatum and The Rock in Paranormal Activity...
actually creasing I don’t get why they have to be in the film seriously why anybody? no? I guess the main question is why is there gonna be a fourth one anyway… 
Jan 3rd
AW YEAH BLOC PARTY ARE MAKING A NEW ALBUM
KELE IS BACK WITH THEM TOO GREAT DAY 
Jan 3rd
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thankmelaterx asked: youre back? woooooooo
Jan 3rd
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Eskimo Dance coincides with payday
note to self: don’t spend it all on drink and drugs
Jan 3rd
ooh integrated webcam
doesn’t work on Tumblr for whatever reason though so sorry no nudes for you
Jan 3rd
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Anonymous asked: are you still with your girlfriend? x
Jan 3rd
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I've got myself a laptop~
if you’ve got me on Facebook or Twitter you’ll already know this but guess what it means I am back 
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
I've got a lot to do next year
gonna make it impressive, I want to do something every month so far I’ve got Eskimo Dance in Jan, The Black Keys in Feb, and OFWGKTA in March I also need to redo my room, like the whole of it, I’m planning on getting a small double bed, new shelves and shit, just revamping my whole room and lastly I need to buy myself a laptop so I won’t be fully active until some time next year...
Dec 8th
its so god damn windy outside
our office is on the 11th floor and the wind is just making so much racket and going crrraazzyy
Dec 8th
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I've lost 500 followers due to my inactivity
hey thats cool my computer breaks and you guys kick me in the nuts for it THANKS loljk I don’t really care 
Dec 8th
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hey Tumblr wsup
we’re losing £7k at work, yup, I got up at 7.30 to lose money yaay its not my money so I don’t care much but its quite demoralising anywho how are we all doinggg~ 
Dec 8th
November 2011
I'd like to apologise for the lack of posting
my computer broke, and my phone doesn’t really cooperate with this website so I can’t update as much as I’d like to I’m at work now, which is the reason why I can actually post, however I’ve got nothing interesting to say and very little time, so I want to say sorry sorry!
Nov 11th
I just realised why I don't like coffee
Back in primary school I was a little shit, my teacher was called Mrs Brown (her teeth are the reason her name is still in my memory bank) and she told me off all the time. The only flashback I have of her is sitting on a bench in the hall with her shouting at me nose to nose, and that horrible stench of stale coffee lingering on her tongue. Fuck that bitch I hated her so much
Nov 2nd
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October 2011
I'd kill for some tasty potent bud right now
unfortunately I only have a bag of stank
Oct 10th
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1 tag
Oct 10th
big up cockneythug.tumblr.com
147 followers but that ain’t stopping us from whacking tunes up there BWAAADBWOOOOOY
Oct 10th
September 2011
I've been awake for two and a half hours
and I haven’t had any bacon time to get my fix 
Sep 29th
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jodietheyer asked: Pfft Head office frown on anything. Do you just do it on the pods?
Sep 29th
just reminded myself of the Cannabis Cup
Nov 20th-24th looks like I know what I’m getting next pay check  now to decide if 250 euros for a judge pass is worth it… 
Sep 29th
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avengersassemblem asked: Fifa 12 doesn't really look any different than 11 I buy them every two years since they don't make many changes and its not worth the money I think.
Sep 29th
I dislike getting up early
I’ve been doing it for the past week or something, stupid habit working FIFA midnight tonight which is depressing seeing as I don’t have money to get the actual game waaaah 
Sep 29th
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I miss Tumblr
as gay as that is I miss everyone on it I shall try harder minions forgot how great Men in Black is first time I’m experiencing it baked but that makes most things better than they actually are…  still sick tho 
Sep 28th
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I'm honoured that over 3k people still follow me
hugs and kisses for you all xoxo
Sep 16th
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wow my tumblr is super boring
sorry guize
Sep 14th
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I'm gonna rap about getting high
then I’ll recite this rap when I am high, resulting in marvelling my friends COOL LETS DO THIS GIVE ME SOME OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP JAZZ BEAT 
Sep 1st
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August 2011
3 tags
Aug 27th
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time for some motherfucking Deus Ex
Aug 26th
I have 20p in my bank
ballllllllllllllllllin’
Aug 25th
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The Vaccines weren't bad
weren’t good either, the first two support bands were rather shit and I was bored throughout the whole night also been in a pissy mood the whole night too, the bouncer took my home time spliff off me before we got in just rolled two now though, so I bid you farewell 
Aug 23rd
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going to see The Vaccines tonight
got my girlfriend tickets for her birthday woo
Aug 23rd
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high
Aug 22nd
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I went to primary school with a girl who now works...
she just added me on Facebook, never thought she’d be stripping for cash when I saw her back on the playground
Aug 15th
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who plays MK9 on the PS3?
I’ll be your best friend if you’ve got Freddy Krueger as a playable character and let me log in to your account and download him or I’ll just be your fight buddy if you don’t~ 
Aug 12th
me and my girlfriend are seriously organising...
next year we’re both turning 21, so we’re saving up together for a year, mapping out where we want to go, and going for it we’ll be gone for a while, from August 2nd until January 2nd, we want to spend Christmas & NYE in NYC so that’ll be our last stop once we get further into our development of our plan I’ll probably consult Tumblr for some help the biggest thing...
Aug 11th
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