December 2009
jokes Lady Sovereign is at this party
most interesting:
doe-eyes:
ispysj:
1) marycyrus / littlejames
2) doe-eyes / louischatburn
3) killmelikeagoodfriend / obkstm
4) poppycockroach / completecarnage
5) ispysj / iamsayummm
BUT I LOVE YOU MARY
lol as if i’m interesting, i just talk about sparky deathcap and post pictures of my face all the time
your face is very interesting
FROM ATLANTIS
richbitch:
joshwhittle:
TO INTERZONE
JOSHY WHAT DID U DO 2 YO FACEE???!!! I LIKED YO LOOK BEFORE YO WERE A WHITE FACE
AND YO HAIR IS MISSING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
didn’t you know? I’m the spawn of Michael Jackson
FROM ATLANTIS
TO INTERZONE
I feel quite sick
but I’m not gonna be a whiny little bitch and complain about it. I’m gonna have a few more chips, roll a spliff and leave.
wait shit I don’t have any tobacco that spliff will have to wait then
GET ON YER DANCING SHOES
Smile the most:
ispysj:
1) marycyrus / joshwhittle
2) katieefiasco / obkstm
3) ispysj / tomjhardwick
4) toothpaste / sexanddrugs
5) smilecosineverstop / thompunk
(p.s, josh won by over 13 votes)
oh
most like to meet:
ispysj:
1) ispysj / thompunk
2) killmelikeagoodfriend / joshwhittle
3) katieefiasco / iamsayummm
4) onthebrightside / louischatburn
5) poppycockroach / i-r-jordan
the only reason people want to meet me is ‘cause they wanna touch my hair!
favourite tumblrs:
ispysj:
1) ispysj / joshwhittle
2) killmelikeagoodfriend / louischatburn
3) hayleycakes / thompunk
4) katieefiasco / obkstm
5) doe-eyes / tomjhardwick
I didn’t even expect to get nominated, oh. thanks you guys (L)
I'm Not Alone makes me wanna dance
maybe its because its NYE tho
rave in my pants & you’re all invited
I got some jeans and them gloves
idk if I like the jeans though they were £36 and I told mumsie that I didn’t know if I like them when I got out of the changing rooms but she kept saying just get them you’ve wanted them for ages so I did
and I persuaded my mum by giving her a sad look which I didn’t even know I was doing, perfect.
I can wish upon a star
but wouldn’t wish to be that far
theres a girl in House Of Fraser that looks like...
if she grows up to be anything like her she’ll be absolutely gorgeous, ‘cause this girl is. I want my mum to buy a watch just so I can talk to her :d
whaaat, mum won't get me Lyle & Scott gloves
they’re lush, grey and blue. she doesn’t trust me with them.
“I’m not paying 15 quid for a pair of gloves”
“they’re Lyle & Scott though… reduced from 40 that’s fucking cheap”
“no, you’ll either lose them or break them”
I ripped my other pair of gloves yesterday, I don’t even know how, but mother seems to...
theres this chinese guy eating an apple
it might be a girl idk I can’t tell but s/he keeps taking a bite, chewing it up, spitting it in his hand and putting it in a tissue.
I don’t understand. what the hell is he doing? does he have an eating disorder or something?
maybe he forgot how to swallow. yeah I’m sure that’s it.
I'm less than satisfied with my ham & cheese...
I’m enjoying my bottle of orange Lucozade more tbh
I just stared at a very pretty girl wondering what...
about a thousand topics ran through my head, not one opener.
I’ve got no guts when it comes to talking to pretty girls that I don’t know, blah.
http://www.tumblr.com/meetups →
!!!
Who's going to the London meet?
seeing as its in 2 days, I’d like to know who I’ll be meeting :)
that drum n bass bit on Smile by Lily Allen was...
on Radio 1’s Big Weekend or whatever they’re playing it on Radio 1 now :3
5 stars, 97%
okay cool I’m getting it back~
I wanna buy GH5 now omg
wait it seems to be working now
93% on Lazy Eye - expert okay so I haven’t completely lost my touch
TIME FOR FLOAT ON OKAY.
hahaha okay it happened again
soon as 30 Seconds to Mars start playing it crashed again oh.
omg shat brix, RRoD'd as soon as I put GH:WT in
mum came in when I put it in and she was like OH NO WHATS HAPPENED MAYBE ITS JUST A FLUKE
it seems to be working now, but if it dies I’m gonna slap a bitch.
oh imasuckerforlovers and pleasedtomeetyoubaby
I might buy Left 4 Dead 2 just so I can school you kids.
I just got my xbox back
they didn’t repair it, they replaced it I was hoping they’d repair it so I could look at the list they send back with everything about it that was fucked up :(
OH WELL lets bang some Guitar Hero: World Tour.
Mum: Josh why do you put hankeys underneath your...
Me: uh I don’t mean to, they must get kicked under or something
they’re not wank tissues or anything…
idk why my mum calls tissues hankeys either aha
Caroline's a victim
Caroline is a
victim
I can charm them all
and I just learnt Helicopter
theres two Bloc Party songs under my belt, now about 70 to go.
just taught myself So Here We Are
that was stupidly easy
wot iz luv
bby dnt hurt mi
Joshua you are out of your mind
fortunefavours:
joshwhittle:
fortunefavours:
joshwhittle:
(via fortunefavours)
is this aimed at me, if so, whyyy?
You are not fat at all jfc. you are not even big enough to be endearingly chub, you’re just ..endearing. There is not a thing wrong with your body.
alright I didn’t mean fat, but I definitely am chubby, if you ever met me you’d notice this straight away!
I doubt it...
i want to touch josh whittle's chubby tummy.
powies:
joshwhittle:
(via powies)
is there anything of mine that you don’t want to touch ashley?
words seriously cannot explain my feelings toward you omg.
i want to touch josh whittle's chubby tummy.
(via powies)
is there anything of mine that you don’t want to touch ashley?
Joshua you are out of your mind
fortunefavours:
joshwhittle:
(via fortunefavours)
is this aimed at me, if so, whyyy?
You are not fat at all jfc. you are not even big enough to be endearingly chub, you’re just ..endearing. There is not a thing wrong with your body.
alright I didn’t mean fat, but I definitely am chubby, if you ever met me you’d notice this straight away!
