January 2011
I really want a Crunchie
super bad :(
Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
I'm gonna play Dragon Age for a while
then play Mass Effect until I get a phone call because I have nothing better to do BYE 
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
I got mistaken for Liam Bailey or Mali last night
when we was leaving the afterparty some girl came up the stairs and said “oh my god you’re amazing” I was confused so I asked her why  she responded with a question of her own “you were singing on stage weren’t you?” I told her it wasn’t me, I wish I didn’t, it could’ve been fun idk if she thought I was Liam Bailey or Mali though whatever...
Jan 27th
smoke weed everyday
Jan 27th
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I've been awake since 8
I’ve only recently gotten out of bed to make breakfast but instead I jumped on Tumblr just before I’m lazy as fuck and I love it 
Jan 27th
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I'm making pancakes
well, I’m trying to I think my New Year Resolution was to learn how to cook so uh if it was then I’m making great leaps and bounds I failed the first one but the second one doesn’t look too bad I guess 
Jan 27th
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Chase & Status were fantastic omg
I love Braden for taking me, we also got afterparty tickets but uh that kinda sucked so we didn’t stay for long Clare Maguire was the first act on and she sucked, she looked so fucking moody and emotionless like her family had just been butchered by Jason Vorhees (which wouldn’t happen ‘cause he likes the young ones ;)) then Mona came on and they were ridiculously good,...
Jan 27th
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Bradens treated me to Chase and Status
oh how I love him
Jan 26th
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FRONT are looking for Graphic Designers
its a shame I’m not any good otherwise I’d apply for that job instantly holy shit how epic would that be… 
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
fabulous-gash-deactivated201105 asked: Whittle I rarely see you on my dash now. Come back love me love me
Jan 22nd
the Nintendo 3DS will be £230
should I buy one I just want one for Street Fighter in 3D 
Jan 22nd
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there's a Wu-Tang dubstep album
I’m gonna listen to it after De La Soul’s Buhloone State Mind finishes
Jan 22nd
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todays gonna be a good week for me
yayayayyy Braden said he might take me to see Chase & Status which I’ll love him for if he does, they’ve got a new album coming out soon and mmm and I’ve got two birthdays to do this year, Chaz and Huts are turning 20 and they only have like 3 days between their birthdays we’re going out for a curry on Saturday then out for cocktails afterwards and getting fucked up...
Jan 22nd
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wow, you're seriously pathetic
Jan 22nd
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do you know what annoys me?
when people won’t directly ask you for something and ask for it through someone else out of your group of friends man the fuck up jesus christ
Jan 22nd
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I might be seeing Noah and the Whale
yayay I can’t wait I got an email from NME telling me their tour dates and saw Noah and the Whale and was like omgz I want to go luckily my girlfriend was lying next to me and she said she’ll go with me which is good because none of my friends like them, most of ‘em don’t even know who they are… happy Josh is happy 
Jan 19th
okay I have to go to work
I’m gonna wear my Dead Rising 2 shirt I think “What happens in Fortune City, stays in Fortune City” I finish at four, then I’ve gotta walk to the station in 10 minutes to get a lift to my other job which finishes at eight okay goodbye I guess 
Jan 18th
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galvatron replied to your post: I cocked up my bacon sandwich so much You can eat raw bacon and not get food poisoning, you’ll be alright so long as the heat killed all the germs well then luckily for you I’m not going to die can you just come and be my cook forever though? 
Jan 18th
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I cocked up my bacon sandwich so much
I’m pretty sure the bacon is undercooked and the egg is SUCH a mess never frying bacon in my life again I don’t even have enough time to make another one so if I get food poisoning then I wish you all a good life 
Jan 18th
wow I've played Dragon Age a lot today
I should be more productive with my life me and my friends were looking at flats to buy yesterday, there was a really nice one that would cost us each £330 a month (three people) to rent and we all earn at least twice of that so it could easily be done we’re not getting it just yet though… I’m waiting to get kicked out of college before I make any decisions like that 
Jan 17th
Jan 14th
I can only take out £50 from the bank
I got paid £177 today, so I must’ve spent like £120 oops
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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rosieandthepussycats asked: Bestival is the best place I've ever ever been! deffo going again this year :D
Jan 14th
I like the way my friends are discussing Outlook...
it gets pulled up in conversation every now and then and it makes me so happy my mates put me as the head organiser of the group because I’m always the one trying to get everybody out and doing stuff knowing that they’re talking about it assures me that we’re definitely going to go wow I’m so excited 
Jan 14th
I just realised I bought DMX - Party Up on Rapstar
brb being black
Jan 14th
 gorilla-manor replied to your post:does buying books make you a good boyfriend? you’ve gone soft you fag get naked and I might get hard again ;)
Jan 14th
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does buying books make you a good boyfriend?
‘cause if so then aww yeaaah no but srsly apparently I’m a good boyfriend I don’t get how I just do stuff that you’d expect a boyfriend to do… like buy you nursery books with puppets and stuff 
Jan 14th
I got paid today
so the first thing I did was buy Driver and Angry Birds on PSN along with some avatars and shit then I went to town and bought the Playstation Move and Taken on blu-ray from work after that I popped into Waterstones and bought A Christmas Carol, Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz in some book set, some childrens book and a book of fairytales for my girlfriend (she wants to start a collection...
Jan 14th
rosieandthepussycats asked: Bestival is the best place I've ever ever been! deffo going again this year :D
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
I want to do Outlook festival and Bestival this...
they’re really close together and Outlook will cost me quite a lot but I don’t care I’m so up for it oh lawd can’t wait
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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just ordered Pizza Hut
theavengersinitiative: joshwhittle: fuck yeah Large Garlic Butter Stuffed Crust Chicken Supreme™ Warm Cookie Dough Cheesy Garlic Bread (4 pieces)  Vanilla Ice Cream Medium Pan Meat Machine 3 Dips Deal +Sour Cream & Chive Dip +Texas BBQ Dip +Garlic & Herb Dip 50% Off (fifemalhs)  came to £19.27 with the discount har har On a scale of 1 - Bob Marley how high are you right now? not...
Jan 13th
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just ordered Pizza Hut
fuck yeah Large Garlic Butter Stuffed Crust Chicken Supreme™ Warm Cookie Dough Cheesy Garlic Bread (4 pieces)  Vanilla Ice Cream Medium Pan Meat Machine 3 Dips Deal +Sour Cream & Chive Dip +Texas BBQ Dip +Garlic & Herb Dip 50% Off (fifemalhs)  came to £19.27 with the discount har har
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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why can't I go on Facebook
why is my account temporarily unavailable whatever, I’m gonna watch The Godfather why hasn’t there a “when Don Corleone makes you an offer you can’t refuse” post?
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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fuck yeah I have Pokémon Leaf Green on my phone
I know what I’ll be doing on my way to college!
Jan 13th
4Music is playing like 3 hours of Eminem
and for some reason a hell of a lot of it is censored I know loadsa Em and D12 songs off by heart so I’m singing along and wondering why its been censored I mean the main shit thats blanked out isn’t even swear words whats up wit dat 
Jan 13th
 sazz replied to your post: sazz replied to your post: I got kicked out last… what time you getting in about half one or later, are you in now?
Jan 13th
sazz replied to your post: I got kicked out last night… get your arse into college! yeah about that… I’m gonna leave after I shower, missed my morning lessons which is for the better ‘cause I have like a 3 hour break after them :/
Jan 13th
I got kicked out last night...
had a huge argument with my mum, got kicked out so I met up with some friends and smoked a spliff Chaz told me I could stay at his and I was going to, until the guilt got the better of me so I went and apologised (although I wasn’t in the wrong, its just my mum is as stubborn as me so she wouldn’t have said anything)  oh and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna get kicked out of...
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
ugh I'm so tired
I have to do proper work in like 25 minutes I don’t feel up to it my brain won’t be able to do maths bleughhhh whatever, for £10 an hour I’m sure I can do it 
Jan 12th
apparently the pH levels of a vagina are highly...
Jan 10th
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