I just realised why I don’t like coffee
Back in primary school I was a little shit, my teacher was called Mrs Brown (her teeth are the reason her name is still in my memory bank) and she told me off all the time. The only flashback I have of her is sitting on a bench in the hall with her shouting at me nose to nose, and that horrible stench of stale coffee lingering on her tongue. Fuck that bitch I hated her so much
